You are lucky Donald Duck ain’t banned because comics and cartoons in text books are banned. That’s outlawed though it won Vidya the National Award and every kid has loved it. You can’t watch The Dirty Picture on 9 pm TV. You can’t show sculptures with genitals, not even Michaelangelo’s David, though you can see any number of genitals on the streets where people openly pee.
So no gallery dares to show the art of the city’s greatest son. And if you are young and unmarried, no one will. If you eat meat, Malabar Hill won’t have you. If you are a Muslim, you won’t get a flat to stay in. If you enter Mumbai by road, you have to pay octroi on all that you bring in, even if it’s your own. And, when you recover, you will get another one seeing the hospital bill. You may get a cardiac arrest seeing the taxes and duties slapped on. Never look closely at your bill in a 5 star restaurant. So you sit at home, waiting for some idiot to come and kill you because they can’t find anything worth stealing in your flat.Īnd why can’t they find anything worth stealing? Because after paying so many taxes, no one has any money left to steal. The cops won’t help you either, even if your life is threatened. As for gun licences, no one’s allowed one ever since Mallika’s duh brother tried to teach Mahesh Bhatt’s son how to fire one and missed his hapless neighbour. Bombs? Moustache trimming scissors and pickles are banned on flights. Wherever we go, our chaddis are checked because every hotel, restaurant, mall and Government office suspects we carry bombs between our testicles. You and I must wait in queue till our chaddis are checked. Our CMs with a long dhobi list of scams can whoosh into the Taj with a cavalcade. (Cops can however pick up college girls on Marine Drive and rape them in the chowky at will.) Dhoble’s goon squad will beat you with hockey sticks for immoral conduct. If you marry at 17 you get rapped for rape. Lady Gaga can’t come because concerts shut down at 10 even if you take 342 days to get all 137 permits required.
Even with a licence you can’t drink after 1. Bling shops have hijacked the red light district.Įating out late is not permissible. Sahir’s sorrowful poems have died with them.
The more exciting danc ing girls have long gone. That’s banned too, even if they dance the Kathakali. You can’t go a bar and watch pretty girls dance. Joints, everywhere, barring prison where you can buy them openly. and can also visit or subscribe my youtube channel,too for listening some more music by me.Well, to begin with, you can’t smoke here, neither a fag nor a joint. You can see my bass skills i have used here in some songs. I can play leads, chords(Rhythm, Arpeggios,riffs). I am also a freelance guitarist from India. I am a Lyricist and a composer.on this page i have shared some of my own composed lyrics.
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